Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: "WOW, what a ride !!!"
Every photo tells a story, so here's your chance to tell it like it is. Submit your caption and the well oiled writers here at MR will, through collective infinite wisdom, choose a winner.
The Winner will receive this cool Bultaco Hooded Sweatshirt from Metro Racing!
Stop back to see the results. If you've won, that's when we will need an address in order to send you the cool swag. Thanks for running with Your site!
Fine Print Enter as often as you like. Rules are subjective and should not be seen in black and white nor any specific color or language. All jerseys are XL's. Winners are notified via email and names (whatever name you choose) will be posted on MR so that nobody thinks we just made this crap up and then gave the jersey to Randy's sister or her equally hot girlfriend Amanda. Shipping included. Good luck!
Past Caption Contest Winners
For Sale: Sight glass "eye" for autolube tank.
Bob Dylan The answer my friend--is blowin' in the wind
Darlene "Heelz" Robbins Hole Shot!!!
Charlie Oxford I told you I rode my ass off in that last moto!
Stefan Medlicott Ted's fear of heights made him the laughing stock of the Novice Class
Dave Webb The fans cheer as the flagman extracts the left handle bar from the unfortunate riders rear, allowing him to rejoin the race!
Bill Van Velzer Ya know Molly, it was kinda fun on Monday. I didn't even mind yesterday, but this is the third time this week! And why is he always with that creepy photographer buddy of his?
Carol Jean Stults With the recent gas prices, all of the motorcycle manufacturers are looking at alternative fuel sources for better mileage and reducing the need for fossil fuels. This project has been carefully given the code name: Spontaneous Human Combustion!"
Steve Clark Let's see... Do the Cool guys leave one finger or two on the front brake lever???
John Ulver YES Joe, Keith McCarty did this for Hannah before every Moto... Trust me!
Mystery Bike Contest
Chris DiSpina correctly guessed it's the Extremely Rare Italian Simonini Cross!